Fourth of July’s coming up. Got any plans? If you’re free as a bird and live in the Denver, Colorado area, here’s an idea. In what’s possibly one of the oddest Craigslist ads ever, a man has posted a request to hire a couple of waiters for his annual Independence Day party that he and his wife throw in their backyard. Sounds innocuous enough, but this is not some boring BBQ. This party’s a swingers party. All the guests will be nude, and the staff will be asked to wear nothing but an apron and flip flops. Should you agree to accept the five-hour gig, the job pays $25 an hour plus tips.
A few questions…
If all you’re wearing is an apron and flip flops, where do you keep your tips?
Should the words “nude” and “flip flops” ever be used together?
Why does the word “clench” seem appropriate?