AS I was getting ready for my current assignment, filling in for Tom on the morning show, I came across a news story that I just had to share here. It made me both sad, and mad. Sad and mad mostly because I couldn’t be on hand to cover this story.
Dateline – Honolulu …. A man headed into the courthouse was stopped by security. He wasn’t trying carry anything harmful into the courthouse. Nope. Not even slightly. He was carrying a gym bag.. The gym bag went on the X-ray scanner. Security was shocked with what they saw. A bottle of beer and . . . . . .
Yes, a duck. Not sassy like Daffy. Not rabid like Cujo-duck. A plain old paddle footed duck.
No word on why he was trying to get a duck into the courthouse. I can only imagine the duck was a witness in some sort of malpractice case. The kind of case where the duck would be asked to describe the defendant. The duck would respond – Quack!