Another day, another wacky news story out of Florida.  What is going on down there?  If it’s not zombie like attacks with people attacking each other and chewing off their opponents body parts, it’s some other despicable crime.

The most recent story involves a guy pestering customers at a kids themed party pizza restaurant and swinging karate chops at kids.  When the police showed up he told the officer that he held black belts in many different forms of the martial arts.  When he asked the officer if he could demonstrate on the officer, the officer declined.  To which the guy struck a fighting stance.  Before the Karate Clown could pounce, he was restrained and handcuffed.  Now here’s the surprise ending, alcohol was involved.

Take a look at a map and see if you don’t agree with me when I say I’m beginning to to believe Florida is America’s vestigial tail . . . . . .